I just have to share three fall fashion trends I simply cannot get behind no matter how hard I try.

THE MESH FLAT

Melinda Black Mesh Point Shoe – TopShop $60

 I was never a Jellies shoe fan and I just feel like the mesh flat is the trying to be couture cousin to the Jellie.

THE LEATHER SLEEVE TOP

Top in Knit with Leather Look Sleeves – ASOS $43.12

Why? You either end up looking like a Tim Burton character or like the fool who paid nearly a $1,000 for a monochromatic baseball jersey.

3.1 Philip Lim Leather Sleeve Silk Top – Net-A-Porter $725

PAJAMA PANTS

Printed Trousers – Zara $79.90

Somehow the pajama jeans made it one step up the fashion food chain – I blame the evolution on altitude sickness caused by stillettos.