Because it was a rough weekend….
Because Monday is clearly not in it for the friendship….
Because even though I am a fashion blogger doesn’t mean I can’t call a spade a spade….
Because, honestly, it makes me feel better about my more questionable outfit choices….
I give you things that stone cold sober people actually are buying and wearing and I just cannot wrap my head around that.
Walker Suede Lace Up Wedge Bootie in Russet – Sole Society $89.95
(And I LOVE Sole Society… but no. Just no.)
Button Up Dress – Sail to Sable $268
(I am flummoxed by this item of clothing. It is in the Fall 2014 line but is…cotton. Then there are the boots to accessorize sending otherwise lovely women in to styling mistake 101. And finally, I cannot shake the feeling that somehow this was supposed to be in the kids section under art smocks. To be fair I love the grey wool/brown leather tunic in the Fall 2014 line.)
(If that is how he names his shoes, lord only knows how he got his elevator pitch down enough to get his business started. But I digress. Because my truly first thought when I saw these was 1970’s Majorette Marching Band Style just got a revival!)